Merciel

Google nags me about extra benefits
Google Plus offers, but when I
Google friends, I get no
Google networks, but TV shows instead. Still,
Google insists I broaden my circle to include
Google Plus alongside Facebook and Twitter.
Google frenemies. The three make the top hits. Sorry,
Google, and I have enough friends on enough networks to fill
Google profiles to send me more exciting Viagra ads.
Google impressed me with simplicity once, but
Google services now demand more of my attention.
Google leeches: Clingy, codependent boys and
Google.